22 April 2005

22/4/2005

Uh, I made a mistake – the guy next door is a bird – I just presumed as this anorak clothed figure hammered nails into their shed roof. In fact two fair maidens live next door to us now and the shed is not for tools in appropriately painted shapes on peg-board walls but instead for rabbits – waste of a fairly good decent shed if you ask me but I expect they know what they’re doing. They’ve also erected a substantial cage type pen around the shed to house their collection of budgies – collective noun for budgerigars? [cage-full] perhaps or even a dyke of budgies? Any road up the kids are excited at the prospect of a petting and poking zoo next door and the cats have taken to spending the daytime splayed out on the pen roof. They get quite a collection some days, especially when it is warm and sunny. You’ve not commented on my money making scheme from my previous tome … I take your silence as tacit approval and you’re just waiting to see if I survive long enough to spend it? I wrote a letter to our local paper recently, complaining about our local MP – he replied and accused me of “fashionable sarcasm” well that’s the last time I vote the Raving Looney’s in.

How was your migraine? Worth much? Did you get yur mug on TV?

I had an email from my web hoster saying my site was the highest of the month at 800 something hits – thanks mate – keep it up. Have you and Carol tried my recipes yet?

When will you be down our way again?

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