23 December 2005

23/12/2005

Dear Dennis,
My goodness and;
you’re right! And;
It’s sprout gas and ;
I was wondering what it was!
I’m sure the sir Rita knows you’re grateful – it’s what keeps him going. He doesn’t need your thanks or praises just gratitude and then he knows it’s all been worth while. The Turk and I tried the michaelwave but what with his jumper and scarf and all, there was no way he was going in that! Pickles yes pickles “Brunette, get me my sweet piccalilli!” How do you heat your pickled onions? I find a dreamy spit on cocktail sticks over a flaming Christmas pud does the trick, that or the first use of the foot massage bath in front of that film.

Well I’m probably not going to email again this side of Christmas as I’m sure you have very important things to be getting on with. I know I have! ‘Her’ mother will be coming over and I’ve not yet drilled and screwed the saucepan rack to the wall, she gave us last time I relented and allowed her in the house.

Toodle pip old mate, hope the slippers fit

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